Hashmas Poem 2010

So well done for last year's party

Not a single leg finished up in a cast

Although there was one hospitalization at Nash Hash

We knew the sobriety wouldn't last

A New Year's party was hosted by EZ

With birds inside birds and spuds galore

Although Spare had to go and ruin it

By serving us jelly shots on the floor

There was a change of guard in mismanagement

In a vote where the old guys were given a thrashing

So now you're stuck with the BITCHes

Blondes in Total Control of Hashing

A change also in the GoNADs

Again by Higgins to be Grand Mastered

With a new apprentice in Mangina

Last night they managed to get us all plastered

Nash Hash took us to Westerlo

Pretty successful, but a few epic fails

Like Dildo and the tale of his house keys

And Nut Bitch failing to lay any trails

Circle was great fun for Hash Hole

Snogging Coitus when Forest wasn't there

And we learnt what Mangina was named for

Much to Cash Cock or Beer's despair

Another fab trip to our chateau

Where Rampant Rabbit showed her speed and agility

But more impressive were our own Puss and Cl'Oysters

And their astounding tonguing ability

Yoga Porn was her usual shy self

Riding Blue Willy like a horse at Fatterday

I have vague recollections of twister

But rain sadly went and stopped play

Crispy and Miss Muff did a lovely on-after

With strawberry shortcake- I ate quite a lot

Haggis and whisky chez Trash Can and Scoobs

And fab brownies from Spoons and But For What

Then to Porky's house of horror

For an epic battle of beer pong

Where Pink and Wouldn't Chew could not be distracted

By the sight of Higgins's schlong

Nut Bitch and Blue Willy

Came as two gay leather-clad hunks

But Muff Diver found them so repulsive

That he ended up blowing chunks

But he's not the only big drinker

Remember Eejack's? Blue Willy and Chimay?

And of course Mangina's beer tasting party

Where we were treated to a window display

Hairy Squatter running rings around all of us

Serving great wine from the Aussie outback

We've seen a fair bit of Spotted and Weenie

And most hares managed to lose MicMac

Satan and Seb also finally got married

With a girlie hen-do hosted by Chimay Blow

And with Eurocrap's alternative Medoc

And a 30k Blue Moon- who needs Bordeaux?

We'd like to thank all the visitors who've joined us

Here in our great land of chocolate and beer

Special thanks to Likk'mm for doing our website

He's much more useful than he can sometimes appear

We welcome Elizabeth, Wouldn't Chew and just Giorgio

And of course Susan who makes the men swoon

Although she won't be just Suze for much longer

Thanks to a most memorable virgin Blue Moon

Baby Chloe arrived in Munich

And two more are coming to Brussels- outrageous!

Cock Trix and Hash Hole- congrats on your prowess

But I hope these pregnancies aren't too contagious

And the Manneke Pis is back amongst us

Tonight he's the guest of honour

Thanks to Muff Diver and Pyro's dexterity

We'd thought he was a gonner

But Mussels will soon be leaving us

To represent our hash in far-off Kuala Lumpur

And of course Sex Ed won't be left behind

He's taking her with him so that he can still hump her

It hasn't all been just good news

For every arrival there's also a goodbye

Let's all spare a thought for Sex Goddess

Who's joined the final on-after in the sky

So here's to friends, past present and future

We wish you prosperity, good health and romance

Merry Christmas and Hashy New Year

We'll see you downstairs for a snog and a dance!