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Run No. 1110 Sunday, 19-April-2009 St George's Day R*n | |
| Hares: | Hash Hole, Puss in Boots, Flamin’ Cock Trix |
| Venue: | Somewhere in Belgium |
| Author: | EZ Over |
| Scribe: | "Upon this charge, cry God for England, Harry and Saint George!” . . . well not quite but there was plenty of support for St Georges Day. The hares joined the waiting pack for chalk talk with England flags painted on their faces; which reduced poor Bonsai to tears while Just Mirthe took it all in her stride. Of course, no St George's Day would have been complete without Hash Hole and his trusty (or is that rusty) “knight in shining armour” outfit. The RA and the B.RA had done their work and there was glorious sunshine. Determined not to waste the efforts of the RAs, after a brief chalk talk the pack set off at a run. And run we did! Note to self, it’s always going to be a long trail if Flamin’ Cock Trix is hare! Nevertheless, trail was wonderful, covering most of the well-known trails in the Foret de Soignes – even though Puss in Boots was seen to be taking frequent glances of the map! For the runners there was a specially coordinated Port Stop and, eventually, for all the pack a wonderful Gin & Tonic stop with cucumber sandwiches (no crusts) – delightful! Finally back to the circle, cold beer in hand, the Down Down’s were as follows: Crisp Foreskin – for trying to make an early and unnoticed getaway Hares – lots of points this week, too many to count Especially for the occasion Houser (gracing us with his presence) regaled us of many “new” verses for “. . . and the hares” song. Puss in Boots – for complaining (the Scribe is not sure for what as someone was trying to move her arse from the top of the cooler at this point)! Burning Bush, Satan, Just Seb, Higgins, Houser, Yoko Mono, Pyro, Sex Ed and Just Tom –returners. Burning Bush proved that absenteeism (and the drink) has nothing to do with anything and quoted perfectly the definition of a returner. Blue Willy – for giving the potty crate a karate chop in a fit of #*@ç& . . . need I say more? Just Natalia and Just Beth – virgins. Just Natalia by way of introduction told a joke “Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms”. Just Beth’s joke . . . hmm we wont go there! Sparerib and Houser for being their “minders”. Quotations. On making the pizzas “Getting the dough to the right thing ie dough w*#@ing” from Sex in Wellies (substitute Just Beth); Ice Trix for “Cream squirting”; EZ and Yoga Porn for not knowing their own telephone numbers; Just Natalia for saying her training was a “ bit slacking at the moment . . .” Racing – or dare I say SPRINTING on trail – Ice Trix and EZ. There was a bit of girlie scrapping going on here too and, much to the joy of the hashers (and maybe some harriets) measuring of chests. S*x Goddess (Beauty and the Beast) joined them for saying “even when their tits touch they’re still 2ft apart”. Higgins too for being another beast! Eurocrap, Higgins, Just Seb – for piracy on the high seas (What do Belgians have that pirates don’t? Beer, chocolate and children.) Mick Mac for tyring to predict the hares and Pyro for being a serial yodeler! Blue Willy, Just Beth, Houser, Sex Ed (for Just Mirthe) for pissing on trail. Forrest Gulp saying we don’t have fun anymore – so we re-christened Houser to Rub My Tummy! He he he, what fun! We'll have to name him back again soon - oh well, next time he turns up!! Sex Ed proxy for Just Mirthe who was copying all the actions to the songs – start ‘em young! AND many more too numerous for the Scribe to keep up with! The Young Ones (Burning Bush, Mick Mac and S*x Goddess) joined the GM in leading the Hash Hymn and everyone got very excited and verses were a bit muddled but . . . |
