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Run No. 1124 Monday, 13-July-2009 Bastille Day R*n | |
| Hares: | Easy Access, Hash Hole, Sex in Wellies |
| Venue: | Waterloo |
| Author: | EZ Over |
| Scribe: | With the lion watching our every move the whole pack headed off in the same direction. A little worrying maybe to some as this was the direction the hares arrived from – but all was good! With a fairly large pack - the temptation of a free picnic bringing a larger than normal attendance – we were off. The “rather longer than foreseen” trail was set in glorious woodlands and country-side – running through cornfields, small paths, potato patches - the pack ran willy-nilly over false trail and true. (Get orrf my land!) A true Bastille Day beer stop – held at Avenue Napoleon – was never so truly welcomed by the profusely perspiring and extremely parched pack! Despite some comments that we were due a big storm to clear the air, the weather held and we were treated to a glorious sundown over the fields of Waterloo. With baguette, cheese and salami in hand, the GM called the unruly pack to order and the circle commenced. Before handing over to the RA the GM had a few down downs of her own to dish out. First into the circle was Hash Hole for upsetting the Beermeister and so very nearly having no beer for trail as the time scheduled for run was listed as 15h00 on the website!! Next up came those who attended the Delirium Café’s launch of a new beer which reached the British tabloids – all Beer Uni students (Cock Trix, Ice Trix, EZ Over and But for What) were invited to join. The RA then proceeded to dish out appropriate DDs as follows (note that the DDs are in no particular order and written with a hint of poetic licence ie brain in true Grimbergen brune mode): Easy Access – violation of rule n°1 (No Poofters) for changing his shirt at least three times! Hares – usual comments regarding no prostitutes, free protein for the number of flies consumed on trail, Puss in Boots joined them for the WC sign. Particularly noteworthy was the absence of Easy Access on trail of whom there was not one sighting – only to be found asleep in his car when the pack got to the end of trail!!! Miss Mozambique – for being an FRB (ie if the RA can’t see you then you must be way in front of him!) Melons joined her for also being very “forward”. Mr C for being a FRC (front running chicken) and apparently doing trail half-cocked! Half Monty – for gross attention seeking. Not only did he run trail but also added his own extra loops, “slalom” style. Bonus points though for getting out the latest in the trouser snake collection. TCM – for wearing the proper French colours (dressed all in white to resemble the national flag!) Mick Mac – comment of the day “Is there someone who *hasn’t* got a dog?”; also for shortcutting and getting lost on trail. Rumour has it that he got the bus but in his defense he did claim that a very large dog would not allow him to pass!! Scoobi-dua – as the only resident canine was called to the circle for all the fat Belgian bitches. TCM joined her for trying to race said bitch to the beer stop. Mangina, Sex in Wellies and Sex Goddess – for superfluous facial muff . . .Just Bex joined them for apparent grooming and nit-picking abilities. Just Pete and Just Dave were called to the circle as this weeks visiting hashers and Sex Goddess of course for making them cum! It’s a family affair. This led to much calling of “when one Warren drinks . . .” Scoobi-dua, Mussels – something to do with a Scottish company selling mussels to Belgium. TCM for eating Scottish clam!! A vicious rumour had reached the ears of the RA . . . someone, somewhere had been intent on putting fingers in bottom holes. The RA was most insistent that if news of this practice was to reach his ears in the future, very large DDs would be forthcoming. This, of course, led to a riotous chorus of “How would you like . . . my finger in your REAR!” There was also something to do with a Belgian/French history lesson and who was (or wasn’t) on the winning side – Mussels, Rhythm Stick, Easy Access were all presented with a DD. Lots of singing of “A Frenchman went to the lavatory . . .” at this point The RA opened up the circle . . . Ice Trix brought up that "famous" Belgian DD of Beergauffre (based on the concept of Speculoos ice-cream) and awarded this special treat to Sex in Wellies and Yoga Porn. Half Monty and Yoga Porn – for scratching!! At this point the circle deteriorated with the singing of the hash version of the infamous Safety Dance song (courtesy of Yarksucker). Mussels – for false accusation (he thought that not everybody had been called into the circle). Easy Access and Half Monty (the French and half-French) joined the GM in the circle for the hash hymn (although Easy Access thought she meant La Brabançonne and had to be hushed up). Remember: Why spoil a good story with the truth? On On |
