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Run No. 1248
9 October 2011
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| Hares: | (live) Cock Trix, Ice Trix, Ass Trix (?) |
| Venue: | Beersel |
| Author: | Mangina |
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Cold, wet day, plenty of shiggy to go around. We all got a bit lost. There were lots of sheep, horses, donkeys, a castle, a strange, pink art school covered inhallucinatory We all got lost at one point and were running back and forth for a good 20 minutes searching for trail. I had run past it and missed the small pathway to the left. There was plenty of slipping and sliding on the mud. It rained for the first third of the run and then subsided. We got lost again, putzing around in circles in a park where the locals took us for retards. Mick Mack nearly shat himself when an albino dog barked at him. We had a beer stop outside Oude Beersel brewery which makes delicious geuze. The run finished through narrow, hilly forested pathways that spat out near the castle with three giant watchtowers and a mote full of water and some ducks. Down Downs: Eejack You're Late (sp?) - for being a returner despite the fact that he was actually not a returner and he gave a pretty good definition of a returner. Eejack drank from the Holy Tankard artfully as ever. Mouth Rape (awful name) - for being a visitor from San Francisco and Pink Panther for making him kum. Barry sang 'If your going to San Francisco' terribly. Mouth Rape, Mick Mack, Eurocrap, Mangina - for checking a ladies' check. Mangina and Eurocrap - for missing the trail and getting everyone prolifically lost for ages. The English (Hash Hole, Pink , Cash Cock or Beer, Mick Mack and Cock Trix) - for being losers in rugby (as well as life). Iver Soft One, and Eurocrap - for being winners (actually Eurocrap was just a proxy for a winner. Mangina, Cash, Cock or Beerr, Pink, Ice Trix - for playing with buttplugs in a game of Wine-opoly. Mick Mack - for being the only one to sing 'down down' during the previous down down. Forest Gulp - for being a hobbit or rather small enough to fit into Pink's shrunken dress. We all admired and photographed Forest's assholes or rather the holes in the ass of her jeans. Hash Hole - lost property, his megaphone. As if he needs one. Mangina - lost property: shorts, shirt, sneakers, cake wristband and a space blanket that wasn't mine. I had to drink out of shoes but petitioned to drink out of muddy shoes rather than clean ones and got a two mouthfuls of beer and grit. Mangina was unhappy and told the rest of the hash were they could put their lost property. Eurocrap - for getting a 7 week holiday to SE Asia on the taxpayers' dollar. Someone said have a nice holiday, prick. Down down to All those who are haring before Xmas. Eejack - for being German. Mangina - for banking and wearing a Brussels Marathon shirt. Trixes - for haring. Hash hymn - regular, cumming and Scottish dance versions. Not mentioned but present were also Layla, Robbie and Bonzai who nearly pissed his pants. Barry also nearly pissed his pants. Big thanks to all but especially the Trixes for a fab hash! FIN |
