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Run No. 1260 15 January 2012 Champagne Towers Trail
Hares:	Pink Panther, Flaming CockTrix, DominiceTrix, Just Laila
Venue:	Ophain-Bois-Signeur-Isaac
Author:	Window Dressing
Scribe:	The run started in a school carpark with a 360 degree view of the surrounding landscape and a lion on top of a big hump in the distance. Window Dressing was surprised to see that the only virgin that came was a toy Miffy the rabbit who had, what appeared to be, a false trail on her face. He was glad that there were not too many of these today. The run started just after 3pm, once the hashers had made sure that all the beer was ship-shape and Bristol fashion. They hashed through some beautiful Constable-style landscape, which included some nice fields, small villages and flowing streams. However, little did they know (apart from the hares, obviously) that there was tons of shiggy waiting for them towards the end of trail. Window even started to sink in the mud just a little bit. There were also a lot of dogs on trail, including one sad looking St. Bernard. By this point, Window was starting to really feel the cold and was disappointed that it did not have a small barrel of brandy with it. There was also some other wildlife on trail. Window saw some goats, a pot-bellied pig and Blue Willy shouted out something about Scottish cows... The walkers were also promised some Llamas, Window is not sure if they appeared though. There was one beer stop and then a short downhill and long uphill run to reach the end of trail, which was about 12.49 km. He felt that the RA and the hares deserved a �Well Done� for their work. The group arrived back in the car park and was greeted by an amazing sunset and Higgins. Down Downs: The first went to Higgins, for standing alone in the car park with a beer. Cumming Slowly also got one for completely a whole 8 metres of trail. All this happened to the cries of �Mound of large pussy� (The lion at Waterloo) or something by Blue Willy. Sex in Wellies (can anyone guess the reference to Waterloo?) and Pick a Window got a down down soon after but Window can�t remember why, but he thinks that it was something to do with Holland. Window Dressing was joined by Pick a Window for the first time...outside Moscow. Pyro announced this when he arrived with them both at the hash: �I have brought some double-glazing with me!�. Which was a bit useless as it was still getting even colder. Nevertheless, when one Window drinks, all Windows drink! Higgins then got one for trying to market his goods in the circle. By that, Window means his 2014 gear. Sex in Wellies then got four bug down downs in as many minutes. These were all connected to New Zealand: 1. The Dead Bug 2. The Flying Dead Bug 3. The Double Flying Dead Bug 4. The Triple Flying Dead Bug Then Mick Mack pointed out a correction in the directions and that the E411 to Waterloo does not actually go to Waterloo but this information arrived quite late. A bit like MM himself. Peg Me Rhino and Just Jason received a cold one for running at the seaside. Well, what else can you do at the coast in the winter? Then there was a discussion about all the animals they saw on trail. A down down was given to Spamgina (aka Mangina), Puss in Boots and Peg Me Rhino soon followed them. Window thinks that Pyro also received one for sharing his excellent knowledge about sheep with the group. Then the returners received their well-deserved down downs and the Hash hymn was sung. However it was over very quick due to the bitter weather. Social drinking was over even quicker and then the exodus to the On After began. Thanks to all the hashers and hares for a great afternoon. (Sorry if I have left anyone out)